zombiebooo (9:46:48 PM) : she leaves me speechless
chyeawhateverr (9:47:12 PM) : i know, isn't she incredible?
chyeawhateverr (9:47:33 PM) : as flawless as Zimbardo's beard
zombiebooo (9:47:56 PM) : and even more subtly breathtaking
chyeawhateverr (9:48:01 PM) : indeed
chyeawhateverr (9:48:06 PM) :*sighs in love*
It is clearly obvious we are speaking of the great King, our hamster.
Quote about King:
"Seriously, Obama needs to consult King about the financial crisis"- Ignacio Hernandez
"Speaking with her gives the feeling of being on the borderline of insanity and genius"- Jeanne Bermudez
"I am going to replace my name with hers in every statement made"- Chuck Norris
Typical Conversations About King:
"She's Stephen Hawking in a hamster body!"
"Ah... HawKING! the evidence is so clear"
I remember the first times with King, when we thought she didn't poop because we expected bigger dumplings from a hamster. Once again we are inferior to her wits. And those great moments where she stares at you... some claim she copies your DNA, so when you're gone she can generate you and keep you for entertainment. This claim is true. For she is King and everything she does/says/thinks/claws/nibbles is true. Most recent discovery I've made from her: acrobatic skills.
I absolutely love my dogs, I'm not sure if i can function without having them or loving them everyday. There always seems to be something missing when I haven't seen my dogs. It's a lot like when you normally drink coffee everyday and one day by some weird incident you happen to forget and you have the worst headache all day and you feel moody. That's how i get when I haven't loved my dogs. All three of them are my best friends and I don't believe I have a greater connection with anything else. They fill my heart :D
Me speaking Doganese with one of my puppies :D
It is clearly obvious we are speaking of the great King, our hamster.
Quote about King:
"Seriously, Obama needs to consult King about the financial crisis"- Ignacio Hernandez
"Speaking with her gives the feeling of being on the borderline of insanity and genius"- Jeanne Bermudez
"I am going to replace my name with hers in every statement made"- Chuck Norris
Typical Conversations About King:
"She's Stephen Hawking in a hamster body!"
"Ah... HawKING! the evidence is so clear"
I remember the first times with King, when we thought she didn't poop because we expected bigger dumplings from a hamster. Once again we are inferior to her wits. And those great moments where she stares at you... some claim she copies your DNA, so when you're gone she can generate you and keep you for entertainment. This claim is true. For she is King and everything she does/says/thinks/claws/nibbles is true. Most recent discovery I've made from her: acrobatic skills.
I absolutely love my dogs, I'm not sure if i can function without having them or loving them everyday. There always seems to be something missing when I haven't seen my dogs. It's a lot like when you normally drink coffee everyday and one day by some weird incident you happen to forget and you have the worst headache all day and you feel moody. That's how i get when I haven't loved my dogs. All three of them are my best friends and I don't believe I have a greater connection with anything else. They fill my heart :D
Me speaking Doganese with one of my puppies :D
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