Indeed,

Duties that come with the internet...

Even though I should be getting sleep because I have to wake up early tomorrow and I still have government homework to finish, I felt obligated to waste my good 8 minutes on paint.

Fartsss

High light to read, fonts being a slut.

chyeawhateverr (9:29:47 PM): do you want to hear something rather amusing?

zombiebooo (9:29:54 PM): sure

chyeawhateverr (9:30:00 PM): i just farted in the tune of fireworks

chyeawhateverr (9:30:04 PM): and now it's stuck in my head

zombiebooo (9:30:14 PM): haahaaaaaaa

chyeawhateverr (9:30:38 PM): i was like hmm why is that stuck in my head, i haven't herd ac all day today

chyeawhateverr (9:30:48 PM): then i'm like oh yeah because my fart went in tune

zombiebooo (9:31:12 PM): so i just

zombiebooo (9:31:16 PM): copy pasted that bit to jon

zombiebooo (9:31:18 PM): and he replied

zombiebooo (9:31:22 PM): my monitor
is soaked
I need a towel brb

chyeawhateverr (9:31:22 PM): i knew you would!

chyeawhateverr (9:31:29 PM): hahahaha

zombiebooo (9:31:31 PM): haahaahaha

zombiebooo (9:31:38 PM): you made him spit out his drink

chyeawhateverr (9:31:41 PM): ahhahahah

chyeawhateverr (9:31:45 PM): i thought he peed

zombiebooo (9:31:50 PM): oh jesus, I hope these spots aren't permanent ahahaha
fuck
JUST SIPPIN' A CAN
oh man im so sorry haahaahaaaha

zombiebooo (9:32:09 PM): aaaaaaahhh
wow
jeanne.
that is
really funny
hahahahahahaa

chyeawhateverr (9:32:10 PM): hah

chyeawhateverr (9:32:12 PM): he IMed me

zombiebooo (9:32:38 PM): what did he say?

chyeawhateverr (9:33:04 PM):
cup of shaman (9:32:06 PM): you son of a bitch

chyeawhateverr (9:32:17 PM): HAHAHAHAHAA

cup of shaman (9:32:30 PM): there are brown splotches on my monitor

cup of shaman (9:32:37 PM): that the towel did not take away

chyeawhateverr (9:34:35 PM):
chyeawhateverr (9:34:11 PM): hahaha this is rather amusing

chyeawhateverr (9:34:19 PM): i'm so glad i made that comment to sara

cup of shaman (9:34:27 PM): I'M NOT

chyeawhateverr (9:34:30 PM): ahaha

chyeawhateverr (9:36:33 PM):

cup of shaman (9:35:49 PM): yours is a talent unlike any other

cup of shaman (9:35:58 PM): you were destined for great things

cup of shaman (9:36:08 PM): or, whatever you previously ate was

chyeawhateverr (9:36:15 PM): yes, i know.

chyeawhateverr (9:36:20 PM): Level 2: Purple Bottles

chyeawhateverr (9:37:01 PM): cup of shaman (9:36:48 PM): nightmare mode: who could win a rabbit

chyeawhateverr (9:37:41 PM):
cup of shaman (9:37:18 PM): I don't think I can listen to fireworks now

chyeawhateverr (9:37:36 PM): hahah

chyeawhateverr (9:38:40 PM): cup of shaman (9:38:32 PM): shit, you should try doing it to bees

chyeawhateverr (9:40:46 PM):
chyeawhateverr (9:39:39 PM): *fart fart fart farrrrt

chyeawhateverr (9:39:41 PM): farrrt

chyeawhateverr (9:39:43 PM): farrrrrt

chyeawhateverr (9:39:47 PM): fart fart fart farrrrt

chyeawhateverr (9:39:49 PM): farrrrrt

chyeawhateverr (9:39:51 PM): farrrrt

chyeawhateverr (9:39:53 PM): (bees)

cup of shaman (9:40:06 PM): oh god I can hear it

zombiebooo (9:41:13 PM): haahaahahaha

zombiebooo (9:44:58 PM): fart beat

zombiebooo (9:45:03 PM): that sounds catchy

chyeawhateverr (9:45:04 PM): hahaha

chyeawhateverr (9:45:13 PM): sometimes it's quiet and sometimes you're quiet

chyeawhateverr (9:45:27 PM): halelujahhh

chyeawhateverr (9:46:15 PM): i love to spray your farts around the ol apartment

chyeawhateverr (9:46:16 PM): :P

chyeawhateverr (9:46:19 PM): i'm on a roll

zombiebooo (9:46:42 PM): hahaaaa

zombiebooo (9:46:42 PM): yes

zombiebooo (9:46:44 PM): yes you are

chyeawhateverr (9:53:20 PM):
cup of shaman (9:51:28 PM): this one time, I burped to bon jovi.

cup of shaman (9:51:35 PM): with trey

cup of shaman (9:51:43 PM): but, it kind of sucked

cup of shaman (9:51:48 PM): and isn't really worth mentioning

cup of shaman (9:51:54 PM): yeah

chyeawhateverr (9:52:29 PM): haha

cup of shaman (9:52:45 PM): I feel so inferior.i

chyeawhateverr (9:53:15 PM): you should

I felt the need to share that with everyone

Oh boy OH BOY!

I'm a messy eater
I have this twitch were I snarl a lot
I don't like to shave sometimes
I can be irresponsible
I can be very clingy
I was a compulsive liar, somewhat still am
I secretly mock people, but they don't notice
I don't have boobs
I assume things
I make people uncomfortable in a sexual way
I'm a procrastinator
I don't always pull through with things
I'm annoying
I purposely confuse people about my gender
I tend to offend people without knowing
I occasionally do drugs
My singing is horrible
I can be too blunt
I sometimes don't care about others thoughts
I can be arrogant
I'm narcissistic
I'm a rudie
I read Ayn Rand
I'm an asshole
I don't always have good hygiene
I like to correct things
I'm usually here for your amusement, nothing more
I spend most of my time on a computer
I'm weird
I like to ignore my problems

but most importantly...

I'M A NOISY SINGER, SINGING AT A DINNER, DINNERS ARE MUCH STRANGER NOW!!

Everybody's welcomed.

Dreaming of Pedro :D

Although Pedro was not the main character, or should i say antagonist, at first, he later took that role. I was running to school because I was chosen to be one of the competitors of a boxing match. My match was the last one because it was the ULTIMATE one. I was a bit confused at first towards why I was chosen to box and why my school was holding this event. But of course like all dreams, absurd things just make sense when it's a dream. 

I arrived at school at 6 pm, which is when they told me the even began. They failed to inform me my match wasn't until 11pm. BECAUSE I WAS THE ULTIMATE MATCH. So I lounged around this awesome room in my school (which doesn't exist in real life). I asked who I was battling and they told me Chris, this kid from my English class. But over time Chris became Pedro. Since it was only 8 pm and I had time to kill, I asked people if there was any bets going on. They said no but i think they were lying. I wanted to purposely loose or win so can get half the bets, but my plan failed because everyone wanted to see a clean fight. I sat on this couch talking to Pedro about the fight and I looked behind me and there was a glass wall, behind it was Gino and KC. They looked exactly how they look when they sit behind the photobooth (i.e counting money, lounging around, maybe one of them turned around and printing pictures.) I told them they should go and see the fight!

Gino: You fighting in match?

Me: Yeah, against one of my good friends

Gino: Oh KC we need to see this.

KC: Eh.. Gino we have work

Gino: But KC, she's fighting in the match.

KC: Oh ok then.

It skipped to me starting to fight but then I woke up

:D hope you enjoyed the dream. I'm at school and I don't think the librarian is a fan of blogspot. 

Stratcaster strat to your back

My back is aching a bit.

I had english again today, in words stolen from Pedro, By Goddess what a horrendous class. We literally sat in class for almost two hours or so reading off the text book. Nine more classes to go. I'm greatly considering turning in the same research paper I'm turning in for Buttell. I thought for once I'd get an English class that would teach me SOMETHING. Eh.. I need to sign up for ENC1102 so i can get all my English credicts out of the way.

I went jogging with Samuel, Cherie, and my three puppies. I'm so happy they got exercise because my puppies are usually trapped in a cage for most of the day. So taking them out for walks burns some energy for them. :D I love my dogs soo much.

I need to get this research paper out of my way, it's bugging me so much!

Pets and Love :D

zombiebooo (9:46:48 PM): she leaves me speechless

chyeawhateverr (9:47:12 PM): i know, isn't she incredible?

chyeawhateverr (9:47:33 PM): as flawless as Zimbardo's beard

zombiebooo (9:47:56 PM): and even more subtly breathtaking

chyeawhateverr (9:48:01 PM): indeed

chyeawhateverr (9:48:06 PM):*sighs in love*

It is clearly obvious we are speaking of the great King, our hamster.

Quote about King:

"Seriously, Obama needs to consult King about the financial crisis"- Ignacio Hernandez

"Speaking with her gives the feeling of being on the borderline of insanity and genius"- Jeanne Bermudez

"I am going to replace my name with hers in every statement made"- Chuck Norris

Typical Conversations About King:

"She's Stephen Hawking in a hamster body!"

"Ah... HawKING! the evidence is so clear"

I remember the first times with King, when we thought she didn't poop because we expected bigger dumplings from a hamster. Once again we are inferior to her wits. And those great moments where she stares at you... some claim she copies your DNA, so when you're gone she can generate you and keep you for entertainment. This claim is true. For she is King and everything she does/says/thinks/claws/nibbles is true. Most recent discovery I've made from her: acrobatic skills.


I absolutely love my dogs, I'm not sure if i can function without having them or loving them everyday. There always seems to be something missing when I haven't seen my dogs. It's a lot like when you normally drink coffee everyday and one day by some weird incident you happen to forget and you have the worst headache all day and you feel moody. That's how i get when I haven't loved my dogs. All three of them are my best friends and I don't believe I have a greater connection with anything else. They fill my heart :D



Me speaking Doganese with one of my puppies :D

1101 Enchanting Nibbling Cocks

I had my first ENC1101 classes yesterday. We got to leave early because no one really wants to be there until 9:45, actually my teacher doesn't want to be there so much he personally shorten the class to 9:15. I only have ten classes which i find sooo glorious. I need to sign up for ENC1102, in which I will finish my last English class to my knowledge and plans. I found it amusing and felt a bit of sympathy when class ended and half the class rushed outside to smoke cigarettes. Eh.. i think people should find better addictions.

I decided to drink water through a straw, it was a wise choice.

So I think youtube took done one of my favorite porn videos :( it saddens me because I don't really have anyone to make love to atm; thus, I rely on porn. But now I can't even rely on that. Oh well.

I think I need to travel with my friends. One of those "just drive" things.



That is cool.

Blog Blog Blog

I just ate a bunch of chips, cake, soda (yes I eat soda) and what not. I've obtained that disgusting, lazy feeling that makes you feel you're the reason for the obesity rate. But it's okay, I'm going to head to weight training 101 in a bit so no worries.

Ever had one of those days when you feel like blogging but you have nothing to blog because you are so absolutely lame and don't feel like stating anything and of course anything you do say when you're in this mood sounds completely idiotic and none of your words come together properly and your grammar seems to fall apart.

Pretty much how i just sounded in that long sentence that is probably missing a lot of punctuations but rereading is for losers!~.

Those bags of Doritos and Fritos look mighty delicious, but I will greatly regret it when I'm running in weight training. Blahhhh

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So I attended the Katy Perry concert, might i just say, her music is horrible but she is by far incredibly adorable.

The plot of this story is i witnessed a 51 year old man jamming out to katy perry. He knew every song, every word. It was quite the sight, so much i took a picture of it on my phone. Now I would share this picture with you except my phone is not capable of sending pictures to the internet. Of course after the show I had to shake his hand and let him know he's awesome in his own creepy katy-perry-stalker way. He seemed to take this as a pick up line, so of course i was getting unwanted sexual vibes from him in every direction. But I am Jeanne; therefore, i accept the fact that he is a creepy katy-perry-51-year-old-stalker and from that you can expect unwanted sexual vibes. So i once again congralated him on individualism and we ended our meet with

Him: "You're an awesome girl! See you in the next life!"
Me: "Definately, as kitty cats!" (I said this because Katy Perry loves kitty cats)
Him: "Haha, hey... Chapstick..." (katy parry also likes chapsticks)
Me: "Cherry!" (Katy perry specifically likes cherry chapsticks)
Laughter from the both of us
-end-


It took me almost seven of those comics to realize the boy on the stick is not an incomplete monkey.

First blog to say what resembles what.

Speaking with a friend of mine, she explained how she found a woman that looks like her. I think rare occasions like these happen.. well rarely; thus, should be celebrated. In honor, i've decided to post the pictures and hear the thoughts (or criticism).




I thought of using those two pictures because ironically they were in similar situations.

I have never came across anyone that has looked like me (if i did i would probably beg for crazy sex with them as i do every day in my bathroom mirror)
BUT! i have found someone with the same body as me. link -> http://th08.deviantart.com/fs37/300W/f/2008/287/5/7/577bb28319e30b69f7c91b3db122cc47.jpg

minus the tattoos.

I was arguing with my friend on if cookie crisp > frosted flakes or vice versa. You can clearly taste the sugar in ff and hell who doesn't look forward to a bowl of that in the morning; helps you wake up and starts your day GREEEEEEEAT! But cc has more crunch, doesn't leave that disgusting soggy sugar at the bottom of your milk, has chocalate bites and the sugar doesn't sink all the way to the bottom of the cereal box so every taste is as great as the first.
Over analyzing this I realized it was clearly a dog vs. cat battle. I am totally a dog person, with understandings that cats can be cute and cuddly, but by all means dogs are better :D. Silly, childish argument to get into and the conclusion is... Dogs rule and cats droooool

;Thus, cookie crisp FTW!!