Fartsss

High light to read, fonts being a slut.

chyeawhateverr (9:29:47 PM): do you want to hear something rather amusing?

zombiebooo (9:29:54 PM): sure

chyeawhateverr (9:30:00 PM): i just farted in the tune of fireworks

chyeawhateverr (9:30:04 PM): and now it's stuck in my head

zombiebooo (9:30:14 PM): haahaaaaaaa

chyeawhateverr (9:30:38 PM): i was like hmm why is that stuck in my head, i haven't herd ac all day today

chyeawhateverr (9:30:48 PM): then i'm like oh yeah because my fart went in tune

zombiebooo (9:31:12 PM): so i just

zombiebooo (9:31:16 PM): copy pasted that bit to jon

zombiebooo (9:31:18 PM): and he replied

zombiebooo (9:31:22 PM): my monitor
is soaked
I need a towel brb

chyeawhateverr (9:31:22 PM): i knew you would!

chyeawhateverr (9:31:29 PM): hahahaha

zombiebooo (9:31:31 PM): haahaahaha

zombiebooo (9:31:38 PM): you made him spit out his drink

chyeawhateverr (9:31:41 PM): ahhahahah

chyeawhateverr (9:31:45 PM): i thought he peed

zombiebooo (9:31:50 PM): oh jesus, I hope these spots aren't permanent ahahaha
fuck
JUST SIPPIN' A CAN
oh man im so sorry haahaahaaaha

zombiebooo (9:32:09 PM): aaaaaaahhh
wow
jeanne.
that is
really funny
hahahahahahaa

chyeawhateverr (9:32:10 PM): hah

chyeawhateverr (9:32:12 PM): he IMed me

zombiebooo (9:32:38 PM): what did he say?

chyeawhateverr (9:33:04 PM):
cup of shaman (9:32:06 PM): you son of a bitch

chyeawhateverr (9:32:17 PM): HAHAHAHAHAA

cup of shaman (9:32:30 PM): there are brown splotches on my monitor

cup of shaman (9:32:37 PM): that the towel did not take away

chyeawhateverr (9:34:35 PM):
chyeawhateverr (9:34:11 PM): hahaha this is rather amusing

chyeawhateverr (9:34:19 PM): i'm so glad i made that comment to sara

cup of shaman (9:34:27 PM): I'M NOT

chyeawhateverr (9:34:30 PM): ahaha

chyeawhateverr (9:36:33 PM):

cup of shaman (9:35:49 PM): yours is a talent unlike any other

cup of shaman (9:35:58 PM): you were destined for great things

cup of shaman (9:36:08 PM): or, whatever you previously ate was

chyeawhateverr (9:36:15 PM): yes, i know.

chyeawhateverr (9:36:20 PM): Level 2: Purple Bottles

chyeawhateverr (9:37:01 PM): cup of shaman (9:36:48 PM): nightmare mode: who could win a rabbit

chyeawhateverr (9:37:41 PM):
cup of shaman (9:37:18 PM): I don't think I can listen to fireworks now

chyeawhateverr (9:37:36 PM): hahah

chyeawhateverr (9:38:40 PM): cup of shaman (9:38:32 PM): shit, you should try doing it to bees

chyeawhateverr (9:40:46 PM):
chyeawhateverr (9:39:39 PM): *fart fart fart farrrrt

chyeawhateverr (9:39:41 PM): farrrt

chyeawhateverr (9:39:43 PM): farrrrrt

chyeawhateverr (9:39:47 PM): fart fart fart farrrrt

chyeawhateverr (9:39:49 PM): farrrrrt

chyeawhateverr (9:39:51 PM): farrrrt

chyeawhateverr (9:39:53 PM): (bees)

cup of shaman (9:40:06 PM): oh god I can hear it

zombiebooo (9:41:13 PM): haahaahahaha

zombiebooo (9:44:58 PM): fart beat

zombiebooo (9:45:03 PM): that sounds catchy

chyeawhateverr (9:45:04 PM): hahaha

chyeawhateverr (9:45:13 PM): sometimes it's quiet and sometimes you're quiet

chyeawhateverr (9:45:27 PM): halelujahhh

chyeawhateverr (9:46:15 PM): i love to spray your farts around the ol apartment

chyeawhateverr (9:46:16 PM): :P

chyeawhateverr (9:46:19 PM): i'm on a roll

zombiebooo (9:46:42 PM): hahaaaa

zombiebooo (9:46:42 PM): yes

zombiebooo (9:46:44 PM): yes you are

chyeawhateverr (9:53:20 PM):
cup of shaman (9:51:28 PM): this one time, I burped to bon jovi.

cup of shaman (9:51:35 PM): with trey

cup of shaman (9:51:43 PM): but, it kind of sucked

cup of shaman (9:51:48 PM): and isn't really worth mentioning

cup of shaman (9:51:54 PM): yeah

chyeawhateverr (9:52:29 PM): haha

cup of shaman (9:52:45 PM): I feel so inferior.i

chyeawhateverr (9:53:15 PM): you should

I felt the need to share that with everyone

Oh boy OH BOY!

I'm a messy eater
I have this twitch were I snarl a lot
I don't like to shave sometimes
I can be irresponsible
I can be very clingy
I was a compulsive liar, somewhat still am
I secretly mock people, but they don't notice
I don't have boobs
I assume things
I make people uncomfortable in a sexual way
I'm a procrastinator
I don't always pull through with things
I'm annoying
I purposely confuse people about my gender
I tend to offend people without knowing
I occasionally do drugs
My singing is horrible
I can be too blunt
I sometimes don't care about others thoughts
I can be arrogant
I'm narcissistic
I'm a rudie
I read Ayn Rand
I'm an asshole
I don't always have good hygiene
I like to correct things
I'm usually here for your amusement, nothing more
I spend most of my time on a computer
I'm weird
I like to ignore my problems

but most importantly...

I'M A NOISY SINGER, SINGING AT A DINNER, DINNERS ARE MUCH STRANGER NOW!!

Everybody's welcomed.